Dog tired. Worse than a dog, I feel like two dogs.
Now that I've just returned from a food review and finished my articles.
The day started off with our dear Jubilee rolling off the bed. I spent all morning wondering if she'll become retarded. Or lapse into a coma. Or have some form of delayed paralysis.
And this is just immediately after she's recovered from 5 days worth of diarrhoea.
I don't know who suffered more. Me or Jubi.
I cleared more than enough poop to last me through ten lifetimes, worried till a pimple popped out of my chin and what did our Dearest do?
She merely laughed and giggled everytime I wiped her ass. What a sweet baby.
This wasnt the type of life I had envisioned when I stepped into the working world. I imagined jet-setting round the world, with a notepad and a pen in hand, scribbling down poetry, shmoozing with strangers, going to bed in a sheer, sexy nightie.
Not this now.
Jet-setting to East Point/ Tampines Mall with baby in a sling, poopy diaper and snot-filled hankies in hand, making a fool of myself by singing "itsy witsy spider", running after the babbling one in a t-shirt streaked with regurgitated milk.
Not what I had envisioned.
But look at the following pictures and tell me if I should regret. (Pls ignore the mozzie bite on her cheek)
She looks cute even when she's bawling :)
6 comments:
Yep!
She still look like an angel even when she is crying her eyes out!
Cute cute Jubilee!!
And stay strong Evie!You can do it. You always do.
-Disa
Funny how I didn't like the glam journo life all that much. I actually want to stay at home and be taken care of. I probably can even do babies (well, just one) if they're bright like Jubilee, just gimme a monthly allowance, dammit.
Ha, j9 you can't have 2 cakes and eat them all at once. Something's gotta give, and in this case, it's sleep, my figure and untrimmed brows for me :( - eve
Thanks disa! of course she's cute. She came from my ovum *smug*
Ha, j9 you can't have 2 cakes and eat them all at once. Something's gotta give, and in this case, it's sleep, my figure and untrimmed brows for me :( - eve
*LYNETTE'S CORNER*
OI! Sorry, it took me THIS LONG to check out your new psychobabble page. (Kidding! Kinda. :p) Anyway, back there for a moment I thought you meant schmoozing with strangers WHILE wearing your nightie. Hurhur...
And YOU ARE SUCH A *MOMMY*. :) Stop pretending to be a hardass okaaay; I know your little game!
By the way, I see j9 is here too! *wave furiously* j9, never knew you were such a lazy taitai wannabe (like me). Are you STILL lazing about? :p
Haha, I'm totally turning your blog into my own broadcast centre. MSN me anytime you need to talk; you ain't alone.
Hugs,
Lyn
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